" I live among Norn so you know these have to be strong on the booze! "
It's unfortune I have to put this disclaimer right here, but my pictures on this menu are NOT AI generated. The bottom left button below takes you to the IRL WIP pics and the special disclaimer. These bakes were made IRL by me and my wife and then photographed and used for this menu.
The main shop! Scones, hand pies, cookies, and more!
Ziona's published bakebook!(Contains a link to the REAL LIFE recipes of everything on this menu)
The special disclaimer & WIP pics of these treats being made IRL!
FAQ & comments about the bakes including answers to the common "isn't the alcohol all baked out?"
NEW! Peanut Butter Buzz CookiesA boozy take on a classic cookie. Peanut butter flavored whiskey in the cookie dough doubles up on the flavor. Then to really bring home the booze they're available in glazed too. The glazed ones are topped with a - you guessed it - peanut butter whiskey glaze.3 copper a piece
Glazed and unglazed are the same price
Lunar New Year Champagne Cake PopsCelebrate the Year of the Snake with some champagne cake pops! A champagne cake base mixed with vanilla frosting and coated with white chocolate and edible gold glitter!6 copper a piece
(Most of the champagne is baked out of this particular bake so they are safe for children to consume.)
Sweet Rum BombsSoft cinnamon and sugar fried pastry bites filled with a gooey coconut rum icing. Kept warm in an Asuran tech warming box!Ask for them boxed to take home or in a to-go bowl with chopsticks to eat right away!3 copper a piece
Rum Bread PuddingBaked rum bread pudding with spiced rum caramel sauce drizzled on top. Served individually in little bowls or in a full loaf pan. Spiced Caramel sauce comes complimentary in a jar on the side.Small bowl (to-go) - 25 copper
Full loaf (boxed) - 2 silver
Whiskey Soaked Blackberry and Peach ShortbreadFresh blackberries and peaches are soaked in whiskey before being used in baking. Little slices of a crumbly, layered cobbler are a perfectly sweet treat with a bite.9x13in shortbread - 1 silver
Buy a box of 8 and receive a free to-go glass of four cask bourbon!
Bourbon Maple Pumpkin SconesPumpkin scones crafted with a "four cask" bourbon- a blend of whiskeys finished in rum, cognac, sherry, and maple syrup barrels. Further enriched with maple syrup aged in these same barrels. The decadent glaze is made with the “four cask” bourbon and maple syrup. Topped with maple bourbon candied walnuts for an irresistible crunch.12 copper a piece
Drunken Sweetheart CookiesSoft strawberry rum cookies with a strawberry cream liqueur glaze. Perfect for a summer date night!
Singular cookies are given in sleeves to eat right away. Orders of multiple are boxed.3 copper a piece
Cheddar and Whiskey Bacon Bread LoafSomething savory in the shop! Bits of cheddar and whiskey bacon baked into a loaf of bread. Perfect for a hearty, savory slice of toast with breakfast in the morning.1 silver per loaf
Hard Apple Cider Hand PiesLittle hand pies with Cinnamon-Apple Hard Cider filling. Delicious treats that embody everything autumn. With Booze! Small jar of caramel rum drizzling sauce comes complimentary on the side.
Ask for them boxed or in a to-go bowl to eat right away!10 copper a piece
It’s A Monday Coffee CakeA coffee cake bursting with booze in every layer! Elona's Desert Spiced Coffee-rum cake with liqueur whipped cream between layers and a sweet almond liqueur chocolate buttercream frosting.8in round cake - 3 silver
Strawberry Margarita Mini CupcakesA strawberry cake base baked with tequila, then triple brushed with tequila simple syrup for an ultra boozy and moist base. Topped with strawberry and tequila cream cheese frosting. Decorated with a sprinkle of lime zest and pink sugar like the rim of a margarita glass.5 copper a piece
6 count - 30 copper
Brownies will be available year round. Why? Because I said so.
Wintersday BrowniesRich chocolate brownies elevated with a splash of coffee liqueur. Topped with a glaze made out of nothing but sugar and peppermint spirit liquor. (And natural, safe-to-eat dye.) They're boozy, pepperminty, and full of WINTERSDAY SPIRIT!6 copper per piece
50 copper per tray
(Ziona will sign the book if asked!)
Baking Under The InfluenceStep into a world where dessert meets decadence with this collection of recipes written from the heart of the Boozy Bakes shop! From Wintersday Brownies to the fan favorite Sweet Rum Bombs, this book is filled with recipes that infuse your favorite spirits into every bite. Whether you’re hosting a celebration or treating yourself, these Boozy Bakes are sure to impress. Take your baking to the next level - because who says dessert can’t have a twist?5 silver
(This button takes you to the "recipe book". A carrd that holds all the irl recipes I used to create these Boozy Bakes you see on this menu!)
Pictures of the Boozy Bakes are copyright to me. Over the course of several weeks each pictured recipe underwent custom baking, photographing, and editing by my wife and I and are of our own creation for the purpose of creating this menu. This was a wonderful creative project that I am very proud of.
Q&A to inquiries I have gotten both ic and ooc
Q. Doesn't most of the alcohol bake out?A. Yes and no. For the parts of the bakes that go in the oven most does, yes. About 2-5% of the alcohol is left in the bakes after baking. However, all of the glazes, frostings, and sauces are NOT baked. And the wet ingredients used to make those are alcoholic (example: Bailey's instead of milk). And some of the baked bases are also brushed with booze to put more alcohol back into them. So there is definitely booze in everything.
Q. Can you actually get drunk off of these?A. You would have to eat at least a few to get a buzz, but some of the boozier ones it is possible. Like the cake that has 2 layers of unbaked booze: the whipped cream and frosting. Let me say I had a scone for breakfast before work and it had enough alcohol in it to upset my stomach for the next 3 hours because I couldn't handle it first thing in the morning.
Q. What has the least amount of booze vs the most?A. The bread has the least. The whole thing is baked and the whiskey in the bacon is mostly just flavor.
The most per the size of the bake would probably be the mini cupcakes. They're baked with tequila, then triple brushed with tequila, then the frosting is made with tequila. Wife and I made almost 50 on accident but couldn't take them to work to get rid of them because you could SMELL the tequila WAFTING off of them. Each mini cupcake probably has about a shot.
Q. Where did these recipes come from? Link?A. Wife and I made these bakes by taking 1-3 recipes and combining them while also picking them apart. And then modifying them further to suit what we wanted. These recipes we used are found online or in one of my irl recipe books. You can find the recipes I used by clicking the button for the IRL recipes next to Ziona's book!