Ziona's Boozy Bakes
" I live among Norn so you know these have to be strong on the booze! "
The main shop! Scones, hand pies, cookies, and more!
Sweet jams and SAVORY dips! New "STREET STYLE" option available!
The special disclaimer & WIP pics of these treats being made IRL!
FAQ & comments about the bakes including answers to the common "isn't the alcohol all baked out?"
(NEW!) Lunar New Year Champagne Cake PopsCelebrate the Year of the Snake with some champagne cake pops! A champagne cake base mixed with vanilla frosting and coated with white chocolate and edible gold glitter!6 copper a piece
(Most of the champagne is baked out of this particular bake so they are safe for children to consume.)
(NEW!) Wintersday BrowniesRich chocolate brownies elevated with a splash of coffee liqueur. Topped with a glaze made out of nothing but sugar and peppermint spirit liquor. (And natural, safe-to-eat dye.) They're boozy, pepperminty, and full of WINTERSDAY SPIRIT!6 copper per piece
50 copper per tray
Brownies will be available year round. Why? Because I said so.
Buy a box of 8 and receive a free to-go glass of four cask bourbon!
Bourbon Maple Pumpkin SconesPumpkin scones crafted with a "four cask" bourbon- a blend of whiskeys finished in rum, cognac, sherry, and maple syrup barrels. Further enriched with maple syrup aged in these same barrels. The decadent glaze is made with the “four cask” bourbon and maple syrup. Topped with maple bourbon candied walnuts for an irresistible crunch.12 copper a piece
It’s A Monday Coffee CakeA coffee cake bursting with booze in every layer! Elona's Desert Spiced Coffee-rum cake with liqueur whipped cream between layers and a sweet almond liqueur chocolate buttercream frosting.8in round cake - 3 silver
Cheddar and Whiskey Bacon Bread LoafSomething savory in the shop! Bits of cheddar and whiskey bacon baked into a loaf of bread. Perfect for a hearty, savory slice of toast with breakfast in the morning.1 silver per loaf
Whiskey Soaked Blackberry and Peach ShortbreadFresh blackberries and peaches are soaked in whiskey before being used in baking. Little squares of a crumbly, layered cobbler are a perfectly sweet treat with a bite.9x13in shortbread - 1 silver
Sweet Rum BombsSoft cinnamon and sugar fried pastry bites filled with a gooey coconut rum icing. Kept warm in an Asuran tech warming box!Ask for them boxed to take home or in a to-go bowl with chopsticks to eat right away!3 copper a piece
Hard Apple Cider Hand PiesLittle hand pies with Cinnamon-Apple Hard Cider filling. Delicious treats that embody everything autumn. With Booze! Small jar of caramel rum drizzling sauce comes complimentary on the side.
Ask for them boxed or in a to-go bowl to eat right away!10 copper a piece
Rum Bread PuddingBaked rum bread pudding with spiced rum caramel sauce drizzled on top. Served individually in little bowls or in a full loaf pan. Spiced Caramel sauce comes complimentary in a jar on the side.Small bowl (to-go) - 25 copper
Full loaf (boxed) - 2 silver
Drunken Sweetheart CookiesSoft strawberry rum cookies with a strawberry cream liqueur glaze. Perfect for a summer date night!
Singular cookies are given in sleeves to eat right away. Orders of multiple are boxed.3 copper a piece
Strawberry Margarita Mini CupcakesA strawberry cake base soaked with tequila simple syrup, strawberry and tequila cream cheese frosting, and the top sprinkled in lime zest and pink sugar like the rim of a margarita glass.5 copper a piece
6 count - 30 copper
Boozy Spreads for Breads!
Can be taken home in jars or ask for it "street food style" and be served a wooden chip-and-dip plate with 6oz of jam or dip of your choice and a serving of bread chips to enjoy right away!
| Sweet | Savory |
|---|---|
| Blackberry Whiskey Jam | Amber Ale Cheese Dip |
| Strawberry Honey Mead Jam | Bourbon Bacon Dip. Bacon, Onion, Chives, oh my! |
| Pinecone Cider Jam | Tequila Guacamole. Kept fresh with lime! |
| Rum Plum Jam | Pale Ale Hummus |
8oz half pint jar - 8 copper each
16oz pint jar - 16 copper each
"Street style" - 20 copper per plate
Pictures of the Boozy Bakes are copyright to me. Over the course of several months each pictured recipe underwent custom baking, photographing, and editing by my wife and I and are of our own creation for the purpose of creating this menu. This was a wonderful creative project that I am very proud of.
Q&A to inquiries I have gotten both ic and ooc
Q. Doesn't most of the alcohol bake out?A. Yes and no. For the parts of the bakes that go in the oven most does, yes. About 2-5% of the alcohol is left in the bakes after baking. However, all of the glazes, frostings, and sauces are NOT baked. And the wet ingredients used to make those are alcoholic (example: Bailey's instead of milk). And some of the baked bases are also brushed with booze to put more alcohol back into them. So there is definitely booze in everything.
Q. Can you actually get drunk off of these?A. You would have to eat at least a few to get a buzz, but some of the boozier ones it is possible. Like the cake that has 2 layers of unbaked booze: the whipped cream and frosting. Let me say I had a scone for breakfast before work and it had enough alcohol in it to upset my stomach for the next 3 hours because I couldn't handle it first thing in the morning.
Q. What has the least amount of booze vs the most?A. The bread has the least. The whole thing is baked and the whiskey in the bacon is mostly just flavor.
The most per the size of the bake would probably be the mini cupcakes. They're baked with tequila, then triple brushed with tequila, then the frosting is made with tequila. Wife and I made almost 50 on accident but couldn't take them to work to get rid of them because you could SMELL the tequila WAFTING off of them. Each mini cupcake probably has about a shot.
Q. Where did these recipes come from? Link?A. Wife and I made these bakes by taking 1-3 recipes and combining them while also picking them apart. And then modifying them further to suit what we wanted. These recipes we used are found online or in one of my irl recipe books. So one single recipe for each of these bakes does not exist. Yet. I'm working on an irl boozy bakes recipe carrd to link too.